King of the Hill

[Darkjak87]

*Thanks to the aid of the best medical technology in the world, Darkjak87 survives the attack and deploys a Special Operations strike team to take out Imelza*

ALL HAIL DARKJAK87!

[Neki]

*bounces over with sparky brightness and midgetness and kicks in shins , knocking Darkjak over* Thanx you Zorz

I am noaw da Queen of da Hillzorz.

[Darkjak87]

*Darkjak87 deploys a squad of midgets to kick neko in the shins multiple times*

ALL HAIL DARKJAK87!

[dbkillerex]

Escaping DJ's jail with nothing but a mouse, a pencil, a hairpin and a jackhammer DB devoured all in his way to his new rule. Only stoping to witness the midget plaguge "OH NOESS!, MY WEAKNESS* Dancing around DB casted an anchient orc spell that brought forth evil powers, fog came down upon the land as a massive skeleton arm broke out of the earth's core, grabbing the midgests and carrying them down with it. DB than went on and poked Darkjack several times with his finger untill he surrendered [Yes... I am THAT evil...]

I AM THE PRINCE OF THE HILL

[Darkjak87]

*Though Darkjak87 was imprisoned after his surrender, his loyal followers staged a daring raid on the prison fortress where he was held. After heavy fighting, Darkjak87 escaped the fortress unharmed, and surgical strikes throughout DB's territory left all the major hardpoints under Dark's control again. With his Empire now back under his control, Darkjak87 prepares his nation for a long, grueling war with DB's skeleton army. The Royal Army digs in all around Dark's territory, and prepares to hold the line against constant attacks.*

ALL HAIL DARKJAK87!

[Nelly]

*Having raised her own massive legions, Noel stealth attacked both of the men's armies while she took on DB both DJ by herself at once. Setting a hibernative gas bomb off (having her own filtering mask) she disposed of the barely conscious bodies in the ocean, claiming land, once again, as her own.*

(Haha my cousin allowed me to use her laptop! Hi, everyone.)

[Altairas]

-Evey appears out of nowhere on her giant zombie kitten, watching as Darkjak87 and DB battle in the trenches over control of the hill. She then calls forth her army of undead kittens watching as they rise up from under the feet of DB and Dark's army. They strike first with their adorableness and then out of nowhere tackle their prey nibbling them until they become zombies themselves. In the mist of the maddness, Evey and her zombie kitten steed storm the hill claiming the throne.

I ISH QUEEN OF DA HILL.



Edit: noel you ninja posted

[Darkjak87]

*In his empire's last days, the science teams of Dark's empire researched and found a cure to Noel's hibernation gas. The cure came just in time to save a small portion of Darkjak87's military. Now back in the fight, Dark launches a major offensive on the hill, and manages to wrest it from evey's control. By drawing heavily from the local population, Darkjak87 manages to hastily rebuild his army to nearly as strong as before, and his troops again dig in to defend their homeland*

ALL HAIL DARKJAK87!

[Altairas]

After having her kingdom and undead kitty destroyed by the massive attack on the hill she contemplates about how to destroy Darkjak87. Arming herself with only her computer monitor she storms the hill, reaching the throne with Darkjak87 at the top. In a fit of furry she screams 'HAX' and throws the monitor at DJs head, knocking him from the throne.

I ISH QUEEN

[Darkjak87]

*Promptly responding by buying administrator status from the server owner by spending $10, Darkjak87 quickly retaliates by banning Evey from the server, with the ban message "Pwnt""

ALL HAIL DARKJAK87!