King of the Hill

[Neki]

*smiles and walks up to Dark Jak*
Helloz. I am Neki. I wish to be queen

*throws sparkles that teleport Dark Jak back to Eveys Kitteh armeh*


I am ish Queenzorz

[Tatsu]

*Kicks neko off with rag doll leg o mine*

MUHAHAHAHAHA BOW TO YOUR NEW KING TATSU!!!!!

-does heroric stance-

I am a rag dooll with human head X3

[Neki]

*pouts and cries*

BWAAAAAAAA

*takes ragdoll back and throws Tatsu's head into a puddle at bottom of hill*

Me QeenZorZ

[Tatsu]

-uses tongue to crawl back up to hill.-

Now I be king again!

-punches Neko off with mighty potato tongue!-

[Neki]

*rolls off hill and gets covered in grass*
*climbs back up hill and eats potato*

Needs salt. I am QueenZorz again. :3

[Tatsu]

-jumps out of Neko stomach-

How dare you eat meh!

-head butts her stomach-

IM BACK BABY!

[Neki]

*cries and throws Tatty to bottom of hill and surrounds with dark eco shield*

I is Queen of Da HillZorz!

[Tatsu]

NUU MY WEAKNESS!

hmm how to get out?

-dig hole with tongue and exit at top of hill making Neko drop. Reveals self-

Im good XP

BOW TO YOUR NEW KING!

[Darkjak87]

*Darkjak87, driven by a constant desire to look cool, is currently standing in front of the ocean at twilight, his back facing the ocean, and a passive expression on his face. As the wind blows, his trench coat billows around him. Behind him, an armada of over 200 battleships and destroyers is anchored, and their massive guns are prepared to fire.

Darkjak87 raised his right arm up high, a lit flare in hand, and swoops it down with a feeling of finality.

As one, the massive armada of ships opens fire, with massive naval guns hurling shells larger than people at the hill, each one erupting in a massive explosion on the hilltop.

After 3 days of blasting the hill, Darkjak87, under armed guard, marches up to the top and sets claim to the hill, finally succeeded in his mission of being completely and totally awesome*

ALL HAIL DARKJAK87!

[Neki]

-Skips over to Dark jak looking cute-

Helloz. I am Neki

-tickles with feather and watches Dark Jak ffall off hill in laughter_

Me Queenie Zorz now