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Post by Altairas on Jul 27, 2010 23:10:16 GMT -5
I am currently Queen of the hill :3
You need to find a way to dethrone the king/queen in anyway you can think of. Once you are attacked by someone you are dethroned.
Ex:
Me: I ish are Queen of hillzorz bow down to meh! Bwahaha!
Person : *Hits Queen of hill with large frying pan* I ish nao ur KING!!!! BWAHAHA
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Post by Darkjak87 on Jul 28, 2010 9:00:52 GMT -5
Me: From 2 miles away, I call in an orbital strike from the ion cannon satellite. As the long charge process begins, the column of light highlights the top of the hill, and as the cannon prepares to fire, evacuation seems to be the only option!
I am now the king! You will now surrender, or die!!!
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Post by dbkillerex on Jul 28, 2010 9:18:42 GMT -5
*Comes from behind DJ* "Give me your kingship or PERISH". I raise both hands and with a silvery aura erupting from them to the ground and far over the horizon an enormous army of thousands and thousands of: Potatos, spoons, big ugly zombies, and winged fire dragons swarms the area, some potatos and zombies climb from the ground clawing their way out with roots and filthy boned hands as the dragons land, carrying the spoons with them, all look at me for the attack sign.
*I flick my hand*
*The entire world goes BOOM BOOM BOM KABABUNKIDAMBUNK* AND NOW I am THE KING! bwahahahah
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imelza0
Metal Kor
[M:-900]
Stegosaurus
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Post by imelza0 on Jul 28, 2010 16:49:47 GMT -5
*Sparta Kick*
- Plummets to death-
QUEEN OF THE HILL
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Post by Darkjak87 on Jul 28, 2010 17:08:08 GMT -5
*With a pair of binoculars and a radio, I call in a lengthy, 1 hour long artillery barrage on the top of the hill*
"Now that your kingdom is utterly destroyed, I now lay claim to this land, and I shall begin the building of a new empire! ALL HAIL DARKJAK87!!!!!"
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imelza0
Metal Kor
[M:-900]
Stegosaurus
Posts: 116
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Post by imelza0 on Jul 28, 2010 17:56:42 GMT -5
*Beaten to death with the huge pile of free t-shirts I got from the comic con*
QUEEN OF THE HILL
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Post by Darkjak87 on Jul 28, 2010 18:39:22 GMT -5
*Counterattacks with a precision tactical thermonuclear device*
ALL HAIL DARKJAK87!
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Nelly
Newbe
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Post by Nelly on Jul 28, 2010 20:00:23 GMT -5
*Plucks a feather from her wing and tickles him with it, laughing maniacally*
Bwuahahaha! Ellie kicks butt.
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Post by Altairas on Jul 28, 2010 20:20:15 GMT -5
-Grabs aerodynamic kitty in Noel's face. Giggles as cat trys to scratch out her eyes.-
I ish Queen of da Hill Bow down to meh poweh :3
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Post by Darkjak87 on Jul 28, 2010 21:23:30 GMT -5
The USS Iowa-class battleship Missouri launches a Tomahawk cruise missile 50 miles off the coast. The cruise missile quickly travels the distance to the hill and strikes it's target, creating a massive explosion and allowing Darkjak87 to move in and seize the ashes.
ALL HAIL DARKJAK87
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