King of the Hill

[Darkjak87]

*With a laser designator, Darkjak87 marks the top of the hill, and a 2000LB bomb from a fighter-bomber aircraft is dropped, destroying all that lived there and allowing Darkjak87 to take it back*

ALL HAIL DARKJAK87

[imelza0]

*Cannon from pirate ship destroys all people on hill*

QUEEN

[Darkjak87]

*From one mile away, a sniper team from the surviving portions of Darkjak87's army takes aim at the new queen, and quickly dispatches her and her guards. Darkjak87 then marches up to take the hill personally*

ALL HAIL DARKJAK87!

[dbkillerex]

"What a fool, he goes to take the hill himself" *Snipes DJ right in the head thani go ontop of his dead body and dance the "FUNKY MONKEY"*

i AM NOW THE KING OF THE HILL

[Darkjak87]

*Though DB thought he was dead, Darkjak87 and his loyal Royal Guards realize that he was not, in fact, shot in the head, but actually shot in the arm, forcing it to be amputated. Alive, with one arm, and in control of a loyal, well-trained military, Darkjak87 begins a long campaign of Special Operations surgical strikes against well-guarded bases in DB's empire. All of the attacks succeed, and with DB's military all but destroyed, Darkjak87's troops march to the top of the hill and demand a surrender*

ALL HAIL DARKJAK87!

[dbkillerex]

DB, armed with a ton of c4 exploded with the first sighn of His fortress colapsing. DJ's army held back, half destroyed. DB, still alive but a zombie, went on to nom-nom-nom on DarkJak's leg.


I AM NOW THE ZOMBIE KING OF THE HILL

[Darkjak87]

*Darkjak87's Royal Guards reacted quickly, and were able to shoot the zombie before it was able to inflict serious harm to the Supreme Overlord. With DB's own empire laying in ruins around him, Darkjak87 and the rest of his military move in and take the surviving portions of DB's empire*

ALL HAIL DARKJAK87!

[dbkillerex]

DB rose form the dead... Runnig to the underground for a few days before fully reforming to his spactacular form. Raising an army of undead, DB equiped each solider with highly advanced weapons he stole from DarkJack himself before overruning DJ's empire. The zombies left no trace of human civilization as all the soliders lay wasted on the ground in the ruins, the dust covering up their remains.

Withing months DB's empire was rebuilt, he himself resides in a high security, bomb-proof castle at the top of the hill. Eating evil potatos and drinking brain juice he orders his servents to make knock-knock jokes all day and flail their arms hopelessy for no reason. FOR I AM THE KING OF THE HILL... (As long as supreme overlord DVM allows it. *Fears ban hammer*)

[Darkjak87]

*Disgraced, defeated, and his empire in ruins, Darkjak87 is forced to flee to the Northern areas of Scandinavia with the few surviving troops that survived the onslaught of DB's zombie army. Bidding his time, Darkjak87 began a long, grueling guerrilla war against DB's zombie army. After garnering much popular support for his war effort, Darkjak87's military rapidly swelled in size until it stood at well over a million volunteers. With his war machine now powerful once again, Darkjak87 launched a massive invasion of DB's territory, conquering much land and inflicting heavy casualties on DB's army. After 6 years of open war, Darkjak87's forces closed in on DB's capital castle, and under heavy artillery bombardment and constant air raids, the last of DB's army is defeated, leaving DB's castle vulnerable. For 2 long months, Darkjak87 besieged DB's castle, and finally managed to reclaim the hill and begin rebuilding his empire. DB himself was imprisoned under heavy guard, and scheduled to be executed by firing squad in the public square within the next few months*

ALL HAIL DARKJAK87

Ok...Maybe too serious.

*Darkjak87 rules with an iron fist, constantly using tax payers' money to build monuments of himself out of chocolate, and executing architects who forgot to put marshmallow filling in them*

[imelza0]

*Robin hood shot to the sternum*

QUEEN OF THE HILL