darius1
Metal Kor
[M:-530]
the best way to die is for duty and honor
Posts: 117
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Post by darius1 on Jan 18, 2011 10:08:04 GMT -5
Darius being immune to thermo nuclear explosions' along with a group of elite mandalorion death guard survived darkjak's nefarious plan. They then infiltrated paladin's palace after he killed darkjak. They proceeded to kill him and his staff while they slept but recruited any of his troops willing to surrender.
I AM KING
THOU ART PWND
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Post by Darkjak87 on Jan 18, 2011 16:57:56 GMT -5
Now outfitted with a robotic head, darkjak87's new mechanical mind is smarter and more dangerous than ever before. Dark calls in a B-52 strategic bomber from his far away homeland, which proceeds to carpet-bomb the hill under the raw firepower of over 20,000 pounds of bombs, destroying anything and everything on the hill.
KING OF THE HILL.
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Post by Altairas on Jan 19, 2011 14:22:16 GMT -5
Evey grabs a bucket of water and procedes to spash it upon DJ's head, causing him to fizzle and short circuit.
I ish queen !
BEHOLD MEH POWAH
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darius1
Metal Kor
[M:-530]
the best way to die is for duty and honor
Posts: 117
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Post by darius1 on Jan 19, 2011 15:47:45 GMT -5
Darius still hidden in his bunker decides to usurp the usurper of his usurper. he climbed out with his loyal death guard and whacked evey over the head with a big plank of wood. He then declared her queen and himself super supreme and beneficent overlord of the galaxy.
I AM SUPER SUPREME ND BENIFICENT OVERLORD OF THE ENTIRE GALAXY
THOU ART PWNED
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Post by Darkjak87 on Jan 19, 2011 19:08:24 GMT -5
After undergoing extensive repairs at the Royal Citadel several hundred miles away from the hill, which serves as the headquarters of Dark's army, the Royal Intelligence Command informs Dark of Darius' underground bunker, which is what allows him to survive Dark's determined offensives.
Dark immediately outfits an F-22 raptor with several bunker-buster bombs, capable of burrowing through the earth and detonating once it penetrates the bunker's outer layers. The plane takes off, locates its target, and the bombs fall. Exactly as designed, they destroy the bunker and kill everyone inside. For good measure, another B-52 carpet bombs the hill with napalm, conventional bombs, and a lingering gas that is capable of killing all organic life. Dark, thanks to his robotic body, is able to survive this gas and retake the hill.
KING OF THE HILL!
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Post by Altairas on Jan 22, 2011 21:45:32 GMT -5
Evey melts into organic butter from the surrounding gas. In this organic soup, I mean butter, new life slowly forms in the form of a mentally disabled unicorn. This unicorn descends on DJ's hill using its rocket booster rainbow hoofs to charge into him. He is poked in his robotic back side by the unicorn and rolls down the side in pain. The mentally disabled unicorn since made of Evey butter now claims the hill for them both.
THE HILL IS MINE. . . OURS. . . CLAIMED!
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Post by Darkjak87 on Jan 23, 2011 1:40:03 GMT -5
Infuriated at this insult, Dark summons an army of anti-unicorn horse demons to assassinate Evey's unicorn. Evey is thrown off of the hill during the attack, and lands in the horse stable, in the manure pile.
KING OF THE HILL.
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darius1
Metal Kor
[M:-530]
the best way to die is for duty and honor
Posts: 117
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Post by darius1 on Jan 24, 2011 15:51:04 GMT -5
Darius look's down upon the battle of the hill from his galactic overlord palace on the moon. He saw that his deputy (aka Evey) had been defeated
. He challenges DJ to mortal combat. After a long and greuling battle he knocked DJ down and exhausted he could no longer fight. Darius reache down and slapped him in the face then rose him up by his right hand. ''you have proven your worth Darkjak and so i appoint you king until you die or i find someone better''. With that Darius returned to his moon palace and had a nice nap.
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Post by Darkjak87 on Feb 13, 2011 2:36:11 GMT -5
Refusing to accept this humiliation, darkjak secretly commands his top scientists (including Gorturo Navan!) to begin designing a new thermobaric conventional bomb. Their efforts eventually result in the Father of All Bombs (FOAB). The FOAB is the equivalent of 44 tons of TNT, and weighs approximately 7 tons. Darkjak immediately orders the FOAB to be mass produced, and also commands an attack to be launched on Darius' headquarters to demonstrate the bomb's power.
Thanks to improvements in ballistic missile technology, Darius' palace is just within range of Darkjak's best ICBM missile. The missile is fired at the moon palace, the warhead successfully deploys, and the FOAB falls on Darius' palace. The Palace is completely obliterated, along with everything else within a 1,000 foot radius.
KING OF THE HILL!
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neferti
Outcast
[M:-200]
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Post by neferti on Feb 26, 2011 12:07:13 GMT -5
Neferti walks up slowly, watching everything that has happened. He approaches Darkjak and pokes his forehead, knocking him off of the hill.
I...am King.
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