Neki
EcoGrid Master
Just a Doll in a Belfry
Posts: 683
RP Characters: Mykah Mikelle, Shinrah Marr, Lyr Ballamy
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Post by Neki on Apr 30, 2010 21:57:58 GMT -5
A: Because that is cannibalism my dear and is frowned upon in our society.
Q: What do you do when you have tacos that glow blue with orange spots?
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Post by Altairas on Apr 30, 2010 22:38:06 GMT -5
A: You have a party involving several potatoes covered in chocolate covered marshmallows roasting over an open fire In Juneuary .
Q: If a thunderbolt hits a Flag poll at the velocity of 7 square root of 2 and the direction of the bolt was 15 degrees south of west, then how many hamburgers can a politician stack on his head before the space time continuum ruptures from the lack of Einstein Shpeed.
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adeco
EcoGrid Master
[M:-6810]
Up , up , and AWAY!
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Post by adeco on May 1, 2010 14:02:23 GMT -5
A. Probably the same constant of a raccoon roadkill with a coeffienct of those glowing tacos.
Q. There are two squirrels on a powerline. One jumps onto a transformer gets fried and falls off. How many asians will eaten by the titan Atlas before the time Batman get a haircut and shave?
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navi
Dystopia
Another male ego DESTROYED!
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Post by navi on May 3, 2010 16:40:51 GMT -5
A: It will take Atlas exactly 3.53546 nanoseconds to consume the rodents. And Batman doesnt have hair, its a wig.
Q: Who has a power lvl of over 9000?
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navi
Dystopia
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Post by navi on May 4, 2010 15:43:41 GMT -5
A:  Thats why. Q: What if Pokemon were real? |
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adeco
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Post by adeco on May 4, 2010 17:05:06 GMT -5
A.  There ya go... Q. What time is it on Mars? |
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adeco
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Post by adeco on May 5, 2010 12:57:53 GMT -5
A: Mexican. Every knows that...
Q. Are there Snicker bars on the moon?
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Neki
EcoGrid Master
Just a Doll in a Belfry
Posts: 683
RP Characters: Mykah Mikelle, Shinrah Marr, Lyr Ballamy
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Post by Neki on May 7, 2010 23:58:29 GMT -5
A: You'd be bologna squared.
Q: Why can't I fly to mars on a purple pony?
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navi
Dystopia
Another male ego DESTROYED!
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Post by navi on May 8, 2010 9:51:32 GMT -5
A: Because purple Pony's dont fly, its the blue ones when they eat a turtle shell.
Q: I know a friend, who knows a friend who isnt me "found" a dead body, how would me..i mean they dispose of it?
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Post by Altairas on Jul 6, 2010 23:02:05 GMT -5
A: Because Zeus was tired
B: Al's father is 45. He is 15 years older than twice Al's age. How old is Al?
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