imelza0
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Post by imelza0 on Apr 16, 2010 19:44:35 GMT -5
A: Oh come on, this is an easy one, everyone knows that every math problem you do decreases your IQ by roughly (4.26 x pi) ^2-386(1/2). And he has three cats to feed and eats three pints of ice cream every day.
Q:If a hippopotamus ate three cheeseburgers, then proceeded to run off a cliff like a Lemming, would he fly?
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Post by dbkillerex on Apr 17, 2010 13:58:24 GMT -5
You forgot your question akeya
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Post by princedee on Apr 17, 2010 14:42:08 GMT -5
You forgot your question akeya Fixed. |
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imelza0
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Post by imelza0 on Apr 19, 2010 21:23:39 GMT -5
A: You would. Unless, of course, I had entered the contest, in which case I would win. Q: If a Mushroom walks into a bar, what color is the ceiling fan? PS: This is sickeningly addictive. Thanks to Evey who started this  |
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Post by dbkillerex on Apr 20, 2010 3:57:10 GMT -5
IT WOULD BE COLORED RAINBOW!!! AND THEN A LIMEY FOUR EYED MONSTER WOULD EAT THE MMUUUUUUUUUUSHY MUSHROOM!.
I SAY, if you were in a concert and suddenly someone grows wings and drops a piano on you. What would you do?.
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Post by Altairas on Apr 20, 2010 17:12:03 GMT -5
A: Con el dinero baila el perro. Or with money the dog dances. . .
Q: If a rude man controlling the subconscious mind has twelve bandanna's and a sausage with the same velocity as spare change then how many waffles can float down a river of French-speaking business men?
Thanks Imelza! I thought we needed something to liven up things around here.
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imelza0
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Post by imelza0 on Apr 20, 2010 22:16:57 GMT -5
A: Most definitely William Shakespeare. He would be so offended by Randy's terrible grammar that he would build himself a time machine for the sole purpose of beating the crap out of him after the thrown cake.
Q: There's a train going 86.354 MPH traveling from the moon to St. Louis. There are 53 people on the train, and the wind is blowing from the South East at approximately 5.93 MPH. All of a sudden, the train derails, and travels 4.76 miles going 57.8 MPH once it has derailed. If all this is true, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow traveling from the United Kingdom to South America to collect coconuts?
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Post by dbkillerex on Apr 22, 2010 3:43:23 GMT -5
A: none, cause coca cola killed pepsi 
B: If pepsi killed cola, would soda kill them both and throw them into the cofee dispenser of doom? 
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Post by dbkillerex on Apr 25, 2010 11:08:16 GMT -5
Id say you need a big cow named mac... But i like my burgers with a small T-Rex called bob which is called "Small Bob"
Well, i see the question got waaay short. So im gonna make an Extra long question to spice things up
B: If i throw a pencil at the speed of light will you answear me this question:
Some say the center of the atom (What is it called in english?) in comparison with the rest is as small as a fly in a football field.
But is a fly as big as a fly in a football field?. And if it is, does it mean that if the light poseses weight than even the light wont go at the speed of light?! THAN WE WOULD NEED A NEW NAME, LIKE "EINSHTEIN SPEED"
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Post by adeco on Apr 26, 2010 22:07:48 GMT -5
A. Einstein was German!
Q. Why can't I eat people?
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