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Post by Darkjak87 on Mar 22, 2011 21:10:08 GMT -5
Wish granted! However, the process involves copious amounts of antimatter. Therefore, when you open the box, it violently explodes, killing you and the entire continent on which you live.
I wish I didn't have to wear my ROTC uniform tomorrow.
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darius1
Metal Kor
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the best way to die is for duty and honor
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Post by darius1 on Apr 1, 2011 14:44:19 GMT -5
Wish granted, but instead you must wear a pink too too and only a pink too too and it is raining hailstones.
I wish to be a grain of sand
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Post by dbkillerex on Apr 2, 2011 10:21:03 GMT -5
wish granted... you are doomed to forever be stepped on by everyone at the beach, pooped on by animals and peed on by little kids. sometimes you will become a part of a sand castle but it will soon be crushed... You are left to be washed away to the ocean through tides and left cold and in misery ur entire life  I wish i was a non-sparklin' vampire that killed twilight |
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Post by Darkjak87 on Apr 2, 2011 13:06:34 GMT -5
Wish granted, however you are attacked and burned to death by an army of pissed-off fan girls.
I wish I wasn't sleepy.
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darius1
Metal Kor
[M:-530]
the best way to die is for duty and honor
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Post by darius1 on Apr 3, 2011 5:48:46 GMT -5
Wish granted! you are no longer sleepy as your entire country has been taken over by a psychotic computer called the computer! DUN DUN DUN how dose this affect your wish i hear you ask, well sleepiness is treason against the computer and so is sadness. You are vaporized. Have a good day citizen.
I wish i was the sun and that i was sentient along with all other suns
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Post by dbkillerex on Apr 10, 2011 9:56:21 GMT -5
u are the sun, a few bilion years from now you shall explode into nothing... goodluck burning urself to death
i wish... for a life with no unecesery drama
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darius1
Metal Kor
[M:-530]
the best way to die is for duty and honor
Posts: 117
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Post by darius1 on Apr 17, 2011 6:49:50 GMT -5
wish granted your life is dull and Grey. You eventually deem suicide as necessary Drama and throw yourself from the top floor of the very large office building you work in every day.
I wish to be an immortal NINJA!
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Post by Darkjak87 on Apr 17, 2011 12:18:43 GMT -5
Wish granted. However, you are defeated in combat by a team of highly trained samurai warriors. Since you cannot be killed, they simply imprison you for all of eternity in an inescapable underground chamber.
I wish I didn't have to practice to be good at something.
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darius1
Metal Kor
[M:-530]
the best way to die is for duty and honor
Posts: 117
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Post by darius1 on May 10, 2011 14:20:50 GMT -5
wish granted you can fly but one day you fly too and high lose consciousness, fall onto a magic viking boat where they nail you to the mast and use you as a throwing knife target, you eventually die.
I wish i was the immortal god emperor of mankind.
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Post by Altairas on May 10, 2011 19:51:51 GMT -5
Wish granted but you are viewed as a false god and mankind rebels against your power. You are forced to leave the Earth and spend eternity searching through space looking for a new home.
I wish I didn't have chores
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