Break a Wish

[adeco]

Wish granted. You are now in the grid! However you glitched and are instantly derezzed.

I wish I had a nice car.

[Darkjak87]

Wish granted. It is promptly obliterated since this is America and we have American drivers.

I wish I could read minds.

[Altairas]

Wish granted. But as a result of your new found power you must speak all of your thoughts out loud in a screamy and disruptive manor.

I wish I had some soda.

[neferti]

Wish granted. You now have a can of...fizzly bubblah.

I wish I lived in the world of Kingdom Hearts.

[darius1]

Wish granted you are transported there but as you appear you are stabbed in the back by some miscellaneous NPC.

I wish to be an intelligent black hole who is a chess master.

[Altairas]

Wish granted buy you drive yourself insane because there is nobody intelegent enough to play chess with in the voids of space.

I wish I had solid streight A's

[Darkjak87]

Wish granted. However, these are fake A's and you did not actually earn them, therefore you are expelled from school for cheating.

I wish I was the greatest writer in modern history.

[dbkillerex]

Wish granted, you are the greatest writer in modern history but no one ever read your stories, you die in your dark cold basment writing a story all alone and 90 years old before someone else finds your work and gets famous for it ^^

I wish i knew what i would wish for

[neferti]

Wish granted, you now know you would wish for what you would wish for.

I wish I knew who ACTUALLY started writing as we know it.

[Darkjak87]

Wish granted, it was actually a person with Schizophrenia who just randomly scribbled on a wall one day.

I wish I was the greatest historian ever.